We planned to meet my MIL and SIL at the local mall, to see if we could convince the kids to take a decent photo with the Easter bunny! I put my son in a cute outfit given to him by my MIL. Look how cute he looked:
We arrived at the mall at the same time that my son needed to eat, no problem, we have become pros at breast feeding in the car! So we proceed with the feeding, but he's not very focused and keeps pulling away. Suddenly, he passes gas with the force of a full grown male and I smell poop! I sit him up to burp him and see his whole back covered in poop! Fantastic.
Not only that but it's on my shirt and pants! No problem I think to myself, I can change him in the back. I get a nice changing station set up in the back, only to discover, I forgot to put his change of clothes in the diaper bag! Crap!!!!! Okay, we are at Macy's lets go buy something. I pack us all up and we search the racks for something for him to wear while he sits in his poop explosion and I walk around with poop on my pants and shirt! What a sight we must have been!!
Suffice it to say, we got our Easter bunny photo! (a pretty good one too) and the rest of the day went off with out a hitch! Until we came home to find my dog had diarrhea in the house!! I dunno, it must have been my day for a poop storm!
Knee deep in crap and still,
Clueless
